kansaiphones | *shoots MySpace*

Seriously, I wonder why the hell I still keep my MySpace page. *hugs her Facebook profile*
I checked my email and there was an update from MS saying I got a new message. So I go there and see what the message says. (And I promise that this is the message word for word)

Hey there, I know this is a wierd message but please read it. Now, first of all, you need to know that my girlfriend moved away to Florida for college. So right now I'm sex-less. I'm not a freak or pervert or anything. But I'm looking for a (I don't know how to put this...sorry) sex buddy. All I'm looking for is a discreet relationship. Just safe, quick, sex. If you're not interested just forget about it. Don't respond to this. If you get this far in the message, Congratulations, you read the whole thing. : )

My brain just broke from that. I mean, one I'm in freakin OREGON while he's (most likely) still in Hawaii. Second...I wonder why this guy would ask me. I mean...I'm not the most prettiest girl in the world and he just asks me straight if I would have sex with him...o.o This kinda freaks me out...but what do you expect from MySpace anyway. XP