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kansaiphones) wrote2005-08-13 09:26 pm
kansaiphones) wrote2005-08-13 09:26 pm
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More Xiaolin Showdown yaoi RP-ness! XD
Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 9, 2005, 7:57:03 AM
Hakuno: O_O Taru, you shouldn't worry...I'M the one who just reduced Chase's cat to ashes! Mistress Jin will have me commit seppuku after this...
Kurono: Way to go, geniuses!! And I mean both Hakuno and Gog! (XD) I don't need Haku's help to defeat a whelp like you! *transforms back into a nine-tailed black fox, pins down Gog, and snarls at him* Give up?
Chase: *hears the explosions* I'm going to kill Jin for bringing those mutts in....(XD)
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 10, 2005, 1:16:50 PM
Gog: *growls* NEVER!!! *he kicks Kurono in the nuts and pushes him down he gets on top of him and summons some fire power of course it's goes terribly wrong and burst into tiny little flames that covers some of the plant life soon a fire breaks out and destroys some of Chases lovely sculpters and plants* DAMMIT!! OK...Maybe I use water this time on you...
JACK: NO!!! You'll probably drown us ALL!!!! O_O
Taru: *hugs Hakuno* No my mate I am the one who is responsable to take care of my masters palace while he's GONE! this is all my fault for letting these three in!!! *rubs Hakuno's head and glares at Jack who is sitting on the throne he pics him up and drags him
Jack: HEY!! What did I DO!??? *struggles*
Taru: YOU did ENOUGH WORM! *throws jack down in a pile with some of Chases cats so he stay put. Taru then growls and gets pissed which isn't really like him but he has no choice* I SHALL NOT HAVE THIS...THIS..WRESTLING match in Chase's domain! AND I WILL NOT have my mate punished becuase you three can not handle this love triangle! *pulls Gog and Kurono apart and handles them he throws them in with Jack and the cats surround them* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!! *points to the ceiling and the fire and the burnt cat XD* Y..YOU STUPID CHILDREN!! *every one looks scared of him Taru is showing dominance for once.*
Gog: PPTHH! I"M NOT A CHILD!!! *bonks Karuno* HE STARTED IT!! He couldn't keep his hands to himself!!! *cuddles jack*
Jack: *groans* O_O
Taru: I SAID SILENCE!!! I SHOULD EAT YOU THREE!!!
Gog: NOOO I'm not that tasty!! XD but..Jack taste like pudding cups..
Taru: *calms down* This is how it's going to go....you three are going to fix this place up! if you don't I will peel your skin and dip you into salt! *smiles* now my mate will not get inot trouble for this nor will I! YOU THREE will be held resposable for this!
Jack: But we didn't crispify that CAT!!!
Taru: what did I just say? *grabs him by the callar*
Jack: I said...LETS CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!!! XD
Taru: good...*throws him back down* Now Hakuno...we have to some how keep Chase preoccupied while they fix up the palace.
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 10, 2005, 3:12:09 PM
Kurono: @_X Okay, we'll clean up. And once we're done, Jack's mine, you got that ?
Hakuno: O_O *100% scared of Angry Taru* Couldn't they just use the Hidoku Mouse Shen Gong Wu? Oh wait, the stupid Xiaolin Monks lost it. -_-'' I could try use some more fox magic to distract him *evil grin* And I know how. *sees Jin coming from the hallway* Mistress Jin, could you possibly summon a horde of Chase Young fangirls?
Jin: Holy crap. You guys seriously need to get fixed. (Damn horny bishies. XD) Okay, Hakuno, if you want me to bail you out, *again*, it's gonna cost you.
Hakuno: *groans and produces a video tape out of thin air* Here.
Jin: Excellent. One horde of fangirls coming right up!
Chase: *on his way to his palace, but stops when the ground beneth him rumbles* What the---
Chase fangirls: *pop up* Kyaaa! It's Chase Young!! We love you Chase!!
Chase: O___O Dear god!! *runs off in the opposite direction* (XD)
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 11, 2005, 6:47:17 AM
Gog: *glares* Once we're done JACK is MINE! not yours fox boy! *tweaks his ears* I don't know why he even likes you in the first place!! Can't believe you jack! Why do you have to be such a slut!!
Jack: *folds arms* I'm NOT a SLUT!! He was just there OK?? and and...*pokes Gogs nose* Kurnono is FAITHFUL!!!
Gog: Oh let's not get into this again I TOLD you there's nothing between me and Rai! We were just hanging out!!
Jack: YEAH RIGHT!! he was all over you!!! *sniffles* if anything you're the slut!!
Gog: *gets up in Jack's face* YOUR A BIGGER SLUT!!!
Taru: *smacks face* STOP IT!!! can we please deal with the task at hand...and you're BOTH are sluts! (XD) now get to work! *hands them a mop and broom*
Jack: *whispers* At least I'm not a manwhore like Chase...I mean geeze Jin, Taru and Hakuno?? ptth talk about big sluts.....*he goes off and sweeps up the mess*
Taru: *blinks at the video tape* What did you just give her? *looks out the door and see Chase running away* Alright well we have that taken care of but still there's the matter of the dead cat. We have to replace it somehow....
Gog: Maybe we can just you know..turn somone into a cat? *eyes Kurono* hehe *evil grin*
Taru: No..I believe only Master can do that....*looks at Kurono he's black in his fox form and he kind looks like a cat he starts to wonder* well...YOU DO kind of look cat like in that form.....and it will only be until we find a better replacement....*Kurono backs up a bit XD* What? I'm just saying....*whispers to Hakuno* maybe if we tied his tails to make one BIG tail he would look more like the black panther. what do you think?
Jack: you know Kurono maybe you should run...(XD)
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 11, 2005, 3:14:46 PM
Kurono: *swats Gog off* Hell no! I'm not gonna turn into some stupid cat! I hate cats! Why do think I didn't try hooking up with Chase? It's that ridculous cat fetish he has!! (XD)
Hakuno:*blushes and then snuggles with Taru* You really *don't* want to know, Taru. (XD)
Jin: *extremly giddy* He he...one tape to add to my collection. Jack, if I ever hear you calling *me* a slut again, you can forget having Kurono around to help you out. *goes off to watch it*
Kurono: Wait a minute! HAKUNO was the one who burned the cat to a crisp. HE should be the one changing to a cat! Besides, I have my own territory to guard! I'm curious though...what on earth did Jack see in *you*, fuzzball?
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 13, 2005, 11:24:28 AM
Ok now I'm curious what the heck was that tape of? XD
Taru: *plays with the ends of Hakuno's scarf and watches Jin go off happily, he raises an eyebrow* If you say so my mate. *glares at Kurono* I really don't need to explain anything to you! But if you must know YES Hakuno did burn the cat but if it wasn't for jack and Gog and you..you horny fox *raises fist at them* this all wouldn't have escalated into this mess! Besides *strokes Hakuno* I've branded Hakuno as my mate! *takes Hakuno and pulls his pants to show the bite scar on his inner thigh* It is my duty to protect him even if it means blaming you three for his mistake! I will not have my master punish him! Hakuno was simply trying to stop your childish fighting.
Gog: *folds arms* WELL WE HAVE to turn someone into a cat!!! those fan girls arn't going to last long!
*we quickly pan over to Chase fighting off the fan girls*
Girl1: HE"S SO HOT!!! *squeels and tries to jump Chase*
Chase: REPULSE THE FAN GIRL!! (XD) *flings her over his shoulder*
*back to the palace*
GOG: I"M NOT FUZZY!!!! *growls* And I AM the only one who loved JACK! no one eles loved him at the time!
Jack: SO true! *beams* He made me into a man! (XD) And plus he's GENTAL with me! *glares at Kurono* (XD)
Gog: *Sticks tounge out at Kurono* HAH!!
Jack: but then again...Kurono dominates me....that's kind of a turn out...OOOH *grabs heaD* IT"S SO HARD TO CHOOSE!! (XD)
Taru: eeeuugh no one wants to hear about your love life Jack. *sigh* it seems there is no way out of this. The cat is GONE I'm going to have to take the blame.
Jack: Wait....I HAVE AN IDEA!! why not we use MY chameleon bot!! It can change into anything!! even One of Chase's fuzz balls!!!
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 13, 2005, 6:27:40 PM
You'll see. *evil laugh But I'll just say this: Chase, Hakuno, Taru, and handcuffs. XD "Repluse the Fangirl"...XD
Hakuno: *clears his throat and pulls his pants up XD* Heh, for once your 'little uke' has a brilliant plan, Kurono.
Kurono: *turns back to his human form* Watch it, Haku, or I'll tell everyone what's on that tape.
Hakuno: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!
Kurono: C'mon Jack, you're gonna have to make a decision here. *pulls Jack in for an embrace* Besides, you know I'll never be unfaithful to you. Once Jin sets me free, I'm yours to keep. Besides, you look absolutly hot when you wear leather. (XD)
(scene change to Jin in Chase's library)
Jin: *sits down on a couch with a bottle of sake on hand and pops the tape Hakuno gave her into the VCR* I know I really shouldn't be taking so much advantage over Hakuno...but who could resist?*downs some sake* And now I finally have one more tape to add to my collection and another way I can blackmail Chase. XD
(scene change to Chase *still* battling the fan girls)
Chase: JIN IS GOING TO DIE FOR THIS!!! Gah! *is tackled by 20 rabid fan girls*
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I wonder if doing a yaoi RP is bad for one's health? Hmm...Ah, shit, I still need to do my homework. -_- *sigh* Well, at least I can still do some drawings...
Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 9, 2005, 7:57:03 AM
Hakuno: O_O Taru, you shouldn't worry...I'M the one who just reduced Chase's cat to ashes! Mistress Jin will have me commit seppuku after this...
Kurono: Way to go, geniuses!! And I mean both Hakuno and Gog! (XD) I don't need Haku's help to defeat a whelp like you! *transforms back into a nine-tailed black fox, pins down Gog, and snarls at him* Give up?
Chase: *hears the explosions* I'm going to kill Jin for bringing those mutts in....(XD)
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 10, 2005, 1:16:50 PM
Gog: *growls* NEVER!!! *he kicks Kurono in the nuts and pushes him down he gets on top of him and summons some fire power of course it's goes terribly wrong and burst into tiny little flames that covers some of the plant life soon a fire breaks out and destroys some of Chases lovely sculpters and plants* DAMMIT!! OK...Maybe I use water this time on you...
JACK: NO!!! You'll probably drown us ALL!!!! O_O
Taru: *hugs Hakuno* No my mate I am the one who is responsable to take care of my masters palace while he's GONE! this is all my fault for letting these three in!!! *rubs Hakuno's head and glares at Jack who is sitting on the throne he pics him up and drags him
Jack: HEY!! What did I DO!??? *struggles*
Taru: YOU did ENOUGH WORM! *throws jack down in a pile with some of Chases cats so he stay put. Taru then growls and gets pissed which isn't really like him but he has no choice* I SHALL NOT HAVE THIS...THIS..WRESTLING match in Chase's domain! AND I WILL NOT have my mate punished becuase you three can not handle this love triangle! *pulls Gog and Kurono apart and handles them he throws them in with Jack and the cats surround them* LOOK WHAT YOU DID!! *points to the ceiling and the fire and the burnt cat XD* Y..YOU STUPID CHILDREN!! *every one looks scared of him Taru is showing dominance for once.*
Gog: PPTHH! I"M NOT A CHILD!!! *bonks Karuno* HE STARTED IT!! He couldn't keep his hands to himself!!! *cuddles jack*
Jack: *groans* O_O
Taru: I SAID SILENCE!!! I SHOULD EAT YOU THREE!!!
Gog: NOOO I'm not that tasty!! XD but..Jack taste like pudding cups..
Taru: *calms down* This is how it's going to go....you three are going to fix this place up! if you don't I will peel your skin and dip you into salt! *smiles* now my mate will not get inot trouble for this nor will I! YOU THREE will be held resposable for this!
Jack: But we didn't crispify that CAT!!!
Taru: what did I just say? *grabs him by the callar*
Jack: I said...LETS CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!!! XD
Taru: good...*throws him back down* Now Hakuno...we have to some how keep Chase preoccupied while they fix up the palace.
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 10, 2005, 3:12:09 PM
Kurono: @_X Okay, we'll clean up. And once we're done, Jack's mine, you got that ?
Hakuno: O_O *100% scared of Angry Taru* Couldn't they just use the Hidoku Mouse Shen Gong Wu? Oh wait, the stupid Xiaolin Monks lost it. -_-'' I could try use some more fox magic to distract him *evil grin* And I know how. *sees Jin coming from the hallway* Mistress Jin, could you possibly summon a horde of Chase Young fangirls?
Jin: Holy crap. You guys seriously need to get fixed. (Damn horny bishies. XD) Okay, Hakuno, if you want me to bail you out, *again*, it's gonna cost you.
Hakuno: *groans and produces a video tape out of thin air* Here.
Jin: Excellent. One horde of fangirls coming right up!
Chase: *on his way to his palace, but stops when the ground beneth him rumbles* What the---
Chase fangirls: *pop up* Kyaaa! It's Chase Young!! We love you Chase!!
Chase: O___O Dear god!! *runs off in the opposite direction* (XD)
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 11, 2005, 6:47:17 AM
Gog: *glares* Once we're done JACK is MINE! not yours fox boy! *tweaks his ears* I don't know why he even likes you in the first place!! Can't believe you jack! Why do you have to be such a slut!!
Jack: *folds arms* I'm NOT a SLUT!! He was just there OK?? and and...*pokes Gogs nose* Kurnono is FAITHFUL!!!
Gog: Oh let's not get into this again I TOLD you there's nothing between me and Rai! We were just hanging out!!
Jack: YEAH RIGHT!! he was all over you!!! *sniffles* if anything you're the slut!!
Gog: *gets up in Jack's face* YOUR A BIGGER SLUT!!!
Taru: *smacks face* STOP IT!!! can we please deal with the task at hand...and you're BOTH are sluts! (XD) now get to work! *hands them a mop and broom*
Jack: *whispers* At least I'm not a manwhore like Chase...I mean geeze Jin, Taru and Hakuno?? ptth talk about big sluts.....*he goes off and sweeps up the mess*
Taru: *blinks at the video tape* What did you just give her? *looks out the door and see Chase running away* Alright well we have that taken care of but still there's the matter of the dead cat. We have to replace it somehow....
Gog: Maybe we can just you know..turn somone into a cat? *eyes Kurono* hehe *evil grin*
Taru: No..I believe only Master can do that....*looks at Kurono he's black in his fox form and he kind looks like a cat he starts to wonder* well...YOU DO kind of look cat like in that form.....and it will only be until we find a better replacement....*Kurono backs up a bit XD* What? I'm just saying....*whispers to Hakuno* maybe if we tied his tails to make one BIG tail he would look more like the black panther. what do you think?
Jack: you know Kurono maybe you should run...(XD)
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 11, 2005, 3:14:46 PM
Kurono: *swats Gog off* Hell no! I'm not gonna turn into some stupid cat! I hate cats! Why do think I didn't try hooking up with Chase? It's that ridculous cat fetish he has!! (XD)
Hakuno:*blushes and then snuggles with Taru* You really *don't* want to know, Taru. (XD)
Jin: *extremly giddy* He he...one tape to add to my collection. Jack, if I ever hear you calling *me* a slut again, you can forget having Kurono around to help you out. *goes off to watch it*
Kurono: Wait a minute! HAKUNO was the one who burned the cat to a crisp. HE should be the one changing to a cat! Besides, I have my own territory to guard! I'm curious though...what on earth did Jack see in *you*, fuzzball?
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Deviant: ~Jack-Spicer666
Date: Aug 13, 2005, 11:24:28 AM
Ok now I'm curious what the heck was that tape of? XD
Taru: *plays with the ends of Hakuno's scarf and watches Jin go off happily, he raises an eyebrow* If you say so my mate. *glares at Kurono* I really don't need to explain anything to you! But if you must know YES Hakuno did burn the cat but if it wasn't for jack and Gog and you..you horny fox *raises fist at them* this all wouldn't have escalated into this mess! Besides *strokes Hakuno* I've branded Hakuno as my mate! *takes Hakuno and pulls his pants to show the bite scar on his inner thigh* It is my duty to protect him even if it means blaming you three for his mistake! I will not have my master punish him! Hakuno was simply trying to stop your childish fighting.
Gog: *folds arms* WELL WE HAVE to turn someone into a cat!!! those fan girls arn't going to last long!
*we quickly pan over to Chase fighting off the fan girls*
Girl1: HE"S SO HOT!!! *squeels and tries to jump Chase*
Chase: REPULSE THE FAN GIRL!! (XD) *flings her over his shoulder*
*back to the palace*
GOG: I"M NOT FUZZY!!!! *growls* And I AM the only one who loved JACK! no one eles loved him at the time!
Jack: SO true! *beams* He made me into a man! (XD) And plus he's GENTAL with me! *glares at Kurono* (XD)
Gog: *Sticks tounge out at Kurono* HAH!!
Jack: but then again...Kurono dominates me....that's kind of a turn out...OOOH *grabs heaD* IT"S SO HARD TO CHOOSE!! (XD)
Taru: eeeuugh no one wants to hear about your love life Jack. *sigh* it seems there is no way out of this. The cat is GONE I'm going to have to take the blame.
Jack: Wait....I HAVE AN IDEA!! why not we use MY chameleon bot!! It can change into anything!! even One of Chase's fuzz balls!!!
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Deviant: ~Yamiryu
Date: Aug 13, 2005, 6:27:40 PM
You'll see. *evil laugh But I'll just say this: Chase, Hakuno, Taru, and handcuffs. XD "Repluse the Fangirl"...XD
Hakuno: *clears his throat and pulls his pants up XD* Heh, for once your 'little uke' has a brilliant plan, Kurono.
Kurono: *turns back to his human form* Watch it, Haku, or I'll tell everyone what's on that tape.
Hakuno: YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!
Kurono: C'mon Jack, you're gonna have to make a decision here. *pulls Jack in for an embrace* Besides, you know I'll never be unfaithful to you. Once Jin sets me free, I'm yours to keep. Besides, you look absolutly hot when you wear leather. (XD)
(scene change to Jin in Chase's library)
Jin: *sits down on a couch with a bottle of sake on hand and pops the tape Hakuno gave her into the VCR* I know I really shouldn't be taking so much advantage over Hakuno...but who could resist?*downs some sake* And now I finally have one more tape to add to my collection and another way I can blackmail Chase. XD
(scene change to Chase *still* battling the fan girls)
Chase: JIN IS GOING TO DIE FOR THIS!!! Gah! *is tackled by 20 rabid fan girls*
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I wonder if doing a yaoi RP is bad for one's health? Hmm...Ah, shit, I still need to do my homework. -_- *sigh* Well, at least I can still do some drawings...