Merry Christmas....

[kansaiphones]

EVE people! ^_^ I was going to go the movies today with kitchan and matt, but i didn't tell him I needed to go the earliest show possible. obviously, i got him pissed and i felt like freakin' shit until I explained my situation here. So I'm at home, just helped mom make some desserts for tommorrow's dinner. Tonight we're going to Sansei's. ^_^ Traffic shouldn't be too bad since everyone's gonna be at the staduim watching the game tonight. Go Warriors!!!!

So, in honor of the christmas spirit, I feel like writing down a parody--Saiyuki style. Don't ask. I was extremely bored.

Zakuro got runned over by Hakuryu
Walking home from India that Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
But as for me and Sanzo, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were tire prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' scortch marks on his back.

Zakuro got runned over by Hakuryu
Walking home from India that Christmas Eve.
(On his way home)
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
(Say there's no dragons)
But as for me and Sanzo, we believe.
(Buddha, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Sanzo,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there killin' youkai,
Drinkin sake and playin' mahjong with the gang.

It's not Christmas without Zakuro.
All the ikkou's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Zakuro got runned over by Hakuryu
Walking home from India that Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
(Say there's no dragons)
But as for me and Sanzo, we believe.
(Buddha, we believe)

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in Zakuro's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To white dragons that change into jeeps."

Zakuro got runned over by Hakuryu
Walking home from India that Christmas Eve.
(Minding his own business)
You can say there's no such thing as dragons,
(What do you mean there's no dragons?)
But as for me and Sanzo, we believe.
(Buddha, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Sanzo, we believe.
(We believe in dragons.)